Hello. I am Marissa. I do not often write in this thing but I have something very serious to discuss with our loving and faithful audience.
Ladies and Gentlemen - the rumors are true. On August 22nd, I lost my blue dress in Milwaukee. Now, I realize the sudden loss of The Blue Dress may throw some of you into despair.
I would like to take this opportunity to remember The Blue Dress and all of the joy it brought to myself, the band, and all of you.
Thank you all for your time and concern,
Marissa Paternoster, esquire.