Just in case anyone out there in the blogosphere has been wondering what I, Marissa Paternoster, have been up to during Screamales lil' vacation from the adventures of touring, here is a mega important update:
At first we walked into the craft show by accident, and I was all, "Where the cats at?"
I've been planning this for weeks
The expo was sweet with the pungent aroma of two hundred and fifty litter boxes and oscar meyer weiners
The elusive, beautiful, and mysterious hula girl. She shimmied up and down the aisles as we oo'd and ahh'd at designer cats
Art scholars would call this a triptych...
THE FRESH STEP CAT WAS THERE...IN PERSON!!
This cat was sitting in a chair
I collected a lot of business cards while I made the rounds
decapitated ragdoll kitten in outerspace
We sat around and watched judges hand out ribbons. Just in case any of you are worried, all the cats get ribbons.